Crap of the week - Wine Chain Cradle

Initially you may think "wow, that's cool", but after the initial cool factor has worn off, should last around thirty seconds, you will realise that this will sit in your cupboard and never see the light of day until you drop it off in a box to the local charity shop. Apparently, it "amazes your guests at your swanky dinner party", except for one small thing. If you are having a swanky party you wouldn't put this anywhere near your guests... unless it was a swingers party and then it might fit right in...

If you want one to go alongside your handcuffs and riding crops, you can get it from drinkstuff.com and it costs £19.99

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