After learning that red wine can make you amorous, we learn this week that it can now make you overweight. According to the UK government, makes a change from it being the French, the average UK drinker consumes 2000 calories every month from alcohol, roughly a day's calorie intake! Ladbrokes will be taking bets on what will be next month's health scare involving wine, Impotence leading the form with 7/4 odds, and 2/1 on the likelihood of the report on the illness originating from France!
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