Crap of the Week: Champichute

Champagne is about joy. Sharing it with friends, celebrating, toasting, Champagne is not a wine you consume when being miserable. Even the pop when opening it usually arouses a cheer from people with empty lives and have nothing better to cheer for.

So why someone thought that a parachute for a champagne cork would be a good idea is beyond me, but that is what the Champichute is.

Costing £2.95, the champichute is available from online shop ParamountZone

Comments

ajc said…
this is brilliant - i can't wait for the next in the series:

trampichute
a miniature microlite for your tennent's super ring pull.